The morning had been lovely, bright sun streaming through the windows. It was a wonderful day, no one can imagine the horrors of COVID death counts in the newspaper looking at the day outside. Milk came, after complaining that we had no milk for a few days I got milk from two separate vendors. Turns out I did not cancel my earlier subscription so they delivered as well as the new place.
So the kitchen looked like it had been hit by a milk storm, all the packets were sprawled across the room and I was a little distressed since I had to defrost the earlier packets then replace the new ones to freeze plus to add on to it one of the packets had decided to give me another task (As if I needed one!) by tearing open in the fridge and spilling all over! This I tell you is one of the most frustrating tasks to clean spilled milk in the fridge, the person who came up with the proverb 'No use crying over spilt milk' clearly hasn't cleaned one. I have as I am sure all of you will have things that I absolutely detest, so let me list it out in no particular order:
1. Searching for lost things or an item of particular clothing (Really I know I brought a packet of masala but don't remember where I put them, next thing I am searching the entire cupboard only to find it sitting right there in front of me in all its glory)
2. Cleaning spilled oil/milk/anything sticky (I once had my cooker burst open like a Diwali cracker and spill all the choley it was cooking on to every little corner in the kitchen, including painting the ceiling!)
3. Getting up as soon as you sit down after a lot of work (remembering that you forgot your phone in an upstairs room)
4. Thinking about that last piece of pizza sitting in the fridge which you want to devour while watching your favorite show only to realize that your sibling got to it first and all you have is an empty box!
5. Very low WiFi when you sat down to enjoy some mindless internet!
Coming back to my day, the stores near our area have started to open up for a few hours everyday and there is a list of timings that you have to consider while going out. We were pretty much stocked up so spent the day at home. Meanwhile, my Instagram has stories from all across celebrities and friends alike who are cooking different things and posting them online. Which is interesting since most of them had only traveling posts or political posts and now its Masterchef World.
Also, I recently found out what Netflix and Chill actually means and it really blew my mind.
Me: So my friend says that she would have really enjoyed her lockdown period if her kids weren't there, actually if she was all alone
G: I understand, you have to keep them constantly occupied
Me: yeah and she was saying that there had been an instance which was reported that two women who had been on holiday in Miami are stuck there for the lockdown and she said it would have been ideal if she was one of those women.
G: So do you feel the same?
Me: I mean if you are alone in a lockdown. you have the time of the world. You can actually Netflix and Chill
G *bursts laughing* : How will you Netflix and Chill alone?... wait do you know what it actually means?
Me: Yeah..duh... Seeing Netflix and relaxing..
G *Opens his phone to show the connotations of the phrase*
Me*horrified at my lack of updated slang* Gosh I don't remember how many inappropriate times I have used this phrase.
So those of you like me can google and see what it actually means.
So the kitchen looked like it had been hit by a milk storm, all the packets were sprawled across the room and I was a little distressed since I had to defrost the earlier packets then replace the new ones to freeze plus to add on to it one of the packets had decided to give me another task (As if I needed one!) by tearing open in the fridge and spilling all over! This I tell you is one of the most frustrating tasks to clean spilled milk in the fridge, the person who came up with the proverb 'No use crying over spilt milk' clearly hasn't cleaned one. I have as I am sure all of you will have things that I absolutely detest, so let me list it out in no particular order:
1. Searching for lost things or an item of particular clothing (Really I know I brought a packet of masala but don't remember where I put them, next thing I am searching the entire cupboard only to find it sitting right there in front of me in all its glory)
2. Cleaning spilled oil/milk/anything sticky (I once had my cooker burst open like a Diwali cracker and spill all the choley it was cooking on to every little corner in the kitchen, including painting the ceiling!)
3. Getting up as soon as you sit down after a lot of work (remembering that you forgot your phone in an upstairs room)
4. Thinking about that last piece of pizza sitting in the fridge which you want to devour while watching your favorite show only to realize that your sibling got to it first and all you have is an empty box!
5. Very low WiFi when you sat down to enjoy some mindless internet!
Coming back to my day, the stores near our area have started to open up for a few hours everyday and there is a list of timings that you have to consider while going out. We were pretty much stocked up so spent the day at home. Meanwhile, my Instagram has stories from all across celebrities and friends alike who are cooking different things and posting them online. Which is interesting since most of them had only traveling posts or political posts and now its Masterchef World.
Also, I recently found out what Netflix and Chill actually means and it really blew my mind.
Me: So my friend says that she would have really enjoyed her lockdown period if her kids weren't there, actually if she was all alone
G: I understand, you have to keep them constantly occupied
Me: yeah and she was saying that there had been an instance which was reported that two women who had been on holiday in Miami are stuck there for the lockdown and she said it would have been ideal if she was one of those women.
G: So do you feel the same?
Me: I mean if you are alone in a lockdown. you have the time of the world. You can actually Netflix and Chill
G *bursts laughing* : How will you Netflix and Chill alone?... wait do you know what it actually means?
Me: Yeah..duh... Seeing Netflix and relaxing..
G *Opens his phone to show the connotations of the phrase*
Me*horrified at my lack of updated slang* Gosh I don't remember how many inappropriate times I have used this phrase.
So those of you like me can google and see what it actually means.